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ALPHATRIBE’S GUIDE TO RIMMING

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Rimming is just the best foreplay two guys can do before a hot fuck and according to recent stats, it is the fastest rising gay sex act in popularity. The look, smell and taste of a hairy gaping man gash, the firm as fuck muscle butt or the young oh so pink airtight virgin pucker are all just so good to rim the fuck out of. It turns the top on with a boner to die for and an aftertaste that lasts through the entire fuck for the sub and if done correctly the top will be taken to heaven and back as that rough tongue massages his G-spot for as long as possible before jaw ache takes over. Alphatribe pulls up the rimming seat to investigate the inner depths of asseating and the techniques for the perfect rim job and how to keep that horny smell on your facial hair for the whole week.

Anilingus, as it is technically called, is basically smelling another guys ass, sticking your tongue in and around the hole and basically doing the most primeval horny mansex that has been done to mancunts by other blokes all the way back to the stoneage and it is down to dogs and gat
men to keep it in fashion. Rimming also known as tossing the salad in the American prison system where those cons love a tattooed mancunt spread over their willing faces daily as a perk for good behaviour has also been used as a punishment through time most notably in The 30 Years war where prisoners were forced to eat soldiers asses for days on end which some of our readers might think is hardly a punishment at all. There are so many different positions and ways to deep rim and equally as many opinons of what is the best way of eating hole but probably the best thing to do is just go with what feels right and it will translate to your partner ten fold as he jerks his dick to skin sore levels. Right at the outset lets get one thing out there, a doctor will tell you there are health risks from rimming but in practice it is intrinsically a very safe gay sex act so just go for it and get your tongue in deep and enjoy yourself. Out of our many contacts across the gay scene we can hardly recall
anyone having health issues from rimming and most notably of all HIV is not transferable through rimming. Let the guys who worry about their
own shadows or leaving the house have their boring sex lives whilst you get down to some great hot horny real mano et mano man sex with the smell of a mans arse all over your facial hair for as long as you want to enjoy his natural internal stink. A clean ass is preferred by the great majority and those that do like it ‘au naturel’ or are into light brown then go for it. For everyone else light douching is good or at least
a quick wipe with a flannel. Now lets quickly address the modern trend of anal bleaching. This is a relatively new process which is most commonly done with a cream from your local sex shop or chemist.

Positions for rimming are many and varied but basically, those you see in porn are often just plain uncomfortable for both parties so leave the fantasy on the screen. A sub on all fours is the default position but missionary is good also but obviously means legs have to be shouldered which may limit the length of the rim job. Many people prefer to have one leg raised on a piece of furniture so that the hole is fully on show and presents easy access, remember rimming can just be for a few minutes as part of varied sex play but serious rimmer’s prefer to just eat ass out completely for about 4 hours or so therefore comfort is a consideration. Best of all is probably when a guy sits on your face and this is without question the position where you can get the tongue deepest into a guys inner guts…..thank you Newton’s Law Of Gravity. For the rimmer get a pillow or head support as leaning forward into an ass is very bad for the neck indeed. Likewise get the rimee into a position where you are not supporting his entire weight on your face which is not built for that job and will greatly shorten the tongue lashing and reduce the enjoyment for both…… Of course face sitting can make it difficult to breath so get a nice position for both guys. The rimmee in the reverse cowboy position is often tempted to lean forward and suck the rimmers swelling cock in a classic 69. It is definately achievable but is a strain on your back and will force the guy to raise his head which is not perfect so dont try it for prolonged lengths of time but the top can support his subs neck with his feet.

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It probably goes without saying that the deeper you push the tongue the better it feels for both parties. There is a very high number of nerve endings around the ass and it is one of the bodies natural erogenous zones. Consequently, give the outer edge of the guys hole as much attention as the deep dark depths inside. Circular motions are what is generally recommended or even better a figure of eight going over the gaping ass gash twice per circuit. Don’t neglect the ‘Miracle inch’ which is the area between a guys manhole and balls which is also very sensitive and great to stimulate and whilst you are there playing with his bollocks will also go down well. You could try ‘humming’ which is getting your fuckmate to spread his legs as wide as he can and then you make a humming noise into his sphincter and watch him shudder with delight from the vibrations – trust us it works, also whilst your on biting the ass cheeks (not to hard also drive guys crazy in a good way. Use your fingers (up to five)to stroke and penetrate the guys mancunt and remember that even the hardest top will find a finger up the ass horny after all his G Spot is right up there no different to any other guys sweet spot and if you hit it you may turn him into a baseball bat arm bicep taking bottom in minutes.

There is so much more you can do with rimming beyond bending him over and shoving your tongue right where the sun don’t shine. Try it in a sling or the infamous ‘rusty trombone’ standing up position or try rimming him through his underpants. Play with gob especially spit above his hole and let it dribble down over and into his quim. Of course there is rimming furniture especially designed to aid your extra long asseating session most notably rim seats. You can get them from all your fetish suppliers like Regulation, Fetish Freak, Clone Zone, Mister B, Rob, Mr s Leather, Boxer, Fort Troff etc or online but also these are pretty easy to make yourself so maybe have a go.

A long asseating session can increase the guys hole gape from 1/8th of an inch to over two inches which is some serious tongue work and then you can put anything into that ass you want like that traffic cone sitting outside your front door on the street and probably break the guys personal record for taking a dildo, fist or number of cocks at one time. Rimming rules and every good fetish guy should enjoy his three square meals of ass per day.